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"I can see what we need to work on for your next lesson..."

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

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Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"Welcome."

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"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

'That's our group plan.'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

Giggling during the debate didn't cost you the election. The mile coming out of your nose cost you the election.

'Now we can receive e-mail!'

'Be wormier!'

"Have you considered the possibility that you could be too old for escapology classes?"

New Year's Resolution. . .

Red Hat Society Members.

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'I belong to so many book clubs I no longer have time to read!'

'Hello, can you check, I may have left my blow torch on.'

"Apparently, they're 'old money'. He's one of the very first National lottery winners."

"Billy, if you want to join the Spanish Club, that's cool. In fact, we can make you a member right now."

The first rule of mime club is: You don't talk about mime club.

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'