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'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

Human Rights for All

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

At the modern antenatal class.

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

"What?! You called for Souper Man, right?"

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

"Oh come on, rejoin the party. After all, no man is an isl –"

"It's my emotional-support beard."

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"Meals on Wheels"