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Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

Human Rights for All

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

At the modern antenatal class.

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

"Oh come on, rejoin the party. After all, no man is an isl –"

"It's my emotional-support beard."

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"What?! You called for Souper Man, right?"

Conflicted Chief

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

Common Sense in Job Two

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

"Meals on Wheels"