Society Joiner Gifts

Wine Making Society (Press buzzer on the floor).

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"It costs how much to join?"

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"Welcome."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Soho walking society

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

'Be wormier!'

'Now we can receive e-mail!'

Old man learning to ice skate

New Year's Resolution. . .

"I'll be damned if I'll let society tell me who's fluffy and who's not."

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

Red Hat Society Members.

'I belong to so many book clubs I no longer have time to read!'

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.

"As a social worker I sometimes see the worst of society..."

'Hello, can you check, I may have left my blow torch on.'

"I can see what we need to work on for your next lesson..."

"Billy, if you want to join the Spanish Club, that's cool. In fact, we can make you a member right now."

Freshers Week

The first rule of mime club is: You don't talk about mime club.