Society Joiner Prints

Wine Making Society (Press buzzer on the floor).

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"It costs how much to join?"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"Welcome."

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Soho walking society

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'Be wormier!'

'Now we can receive e-mail!'

Old man learning to ice skate

New Year's Resolution. . .

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

"I'll be damned if I'll let society tell me who's fluffy and who's not."

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

'I belong to so many book clubs I no longer have time to read!'

"I can see what we need to work on for your next lesson..."

"Billy, if you want to join the Spanish Club, that's cool. In fact, we can make you a member right now."

'Hello, can you check, I may have left my blow torch on.'

"As a social worker I sometimes see the worst of society..."

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.

Freshers Week

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

The Huddle Around the Front Door in the Cold NonSmokers' Club Noon T-TH.