Polite Performer Gifts

Polite Greetings

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Sailor boy

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"More helium."

The merger hits a snag.

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

Pogo Cellist

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

'No. I insist. You first.'

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

Ballerina

"And now baritone Robert Winkley will sing, with no apparent effort, 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

Helium Guitar Festival

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

"Can we not argue in public? Buzz me up and let's discuss this calmly."

"O.K., so no animals were harmed, but were they adequately compensated?"

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

'Don't ask for anything.'

Back in the old days, when mob rule etiquette counted for something.

Won't it be fun to vacation with your grandmother? I guess. But I'd rather go with you and daddy. Oh, honey! That's so sweet! We'll miss you tooo � Groan! We'll have to be polite 24/7! Does my smile look sincere?

Policeman

Naked Hamlet

Pole dancing