Polite Performer Pillows

Polite Greetings

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Sailor boy

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

"More helium."

The merger hits a snag.

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

Pogo Cellist

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

Ballerina

"And now baritone Robert Winkley will sing, with no apparent effort, 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

'No. I insist. You first.'

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

Helium Guitar Festival

"O.K., so no animals were harmed, but were they adequately compensated?"

"Can we not argue in public? Buzz me up and let's discuss this calmly."

Naked Hamlet

'Don't ask for anything.'

Back in the old days, when mob rule etiquette counted for something.

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

Policeman

Pole dancing

Gentleman whale.