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"By labeling it, I control it."

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Max Weber

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

Psychoanalyst turtle trying to help turtle patient come out of shell

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

'You have to realise that as a potato you are a very complex carbohydrate.'

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

August Comte

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

Psycho-plankton.

Pikey and Chav.

I was toilet trained a month early, and it's been downhill ever since

'I realize that you're upset that Oprah hasn't reviewed your new book on her show. But you are on MY show, so why don't you tell us what inspired you to write 'Overcoming Disappointment and Resentment.''

"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

The simultaneous creation of the Freudian slip and a cartoon cliche..

'There's nothing wrong with you that a couple placebos won't cure.'

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

"I know we're friends, and in the privacy of the house, it's OK to show it, but not in public: I have a reputation to uphold in the neighbourhood..."

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"

'Oh, Freud is too darn hard to read -- I switched to Dr. Phil years ago.'

Beer street and Gin lane - Gin lane.

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

"Nothing to be ashamed of, you know, after all, we're primates."

'Sometimes I just like to people watch.'