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"Not everyone benefits from technological advances."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Ascent of Machine.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

EU: Behind the scenes.

Vaccine

Naked Mole Rat

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Charles Darwin

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"Nasty sunburn."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Max Weber

"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

'But we just don't have the technology to carry it out.'

"My first Father's day!"

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

"Caution: this drug cases dizziness in mice, gastrointestinal problems in rabbits, headaches in chickens, photo-sensitivity in monkeys, drowsiness in hamsters..."