Sociology Nerd T-Shirts

"Not everyone benefits from technological advances."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Ascent of Machine.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Vaccine

EU: Behind the scenes.

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Naked Mole Rat

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"Nasty sunburn."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Charles Darwin

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Max Weber

'But we just don't have the technology to carry it out.'

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"My first Father's day!"

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.'

"Caution: this drug cases dizziness in mice, gastrointestinal problems in rabbits, headaches in chickens, photo-sensitivity in monkeys, drowsiness in hamsters..."