Research Buff Gifts

Micro and Macro Department,

"I feel I should remind you that the latest research cautions against an over-reliance on testing."

Profits from gene patenting.

"The Big Bang theory? I want to see you come up with the Big Bucks theory!"

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

When Chelation Therapy goes wrong.

"Summer is going by too fast. I'm Googling how to slow down time now, and speed up time during the school year."

"It appears the Adron Intuition Tank is coming up with reports similar to ours."

The Habits of the Night Moth

'Important research news, but I'm nor sure if we should release it just yet,,,'

Darwin was often naturally selective when it came to his research notebooks.

'You name it - we do it: charges, clusters colliders, computers conductors, fluids, novals, sonics and strings.'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

At the Museum

Albert Einstein

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Apples for sale

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Meet the author"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'