Investigation Buffs Gifts

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

"I was doing ok before the investigation

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Joan Hickson

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Medieval headlines.

Cinéma Vérité

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

'I told you Kimble, you weren't irreplaceable.'

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Micro and Macro Department,

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'You see Mum, I told you that if I can spin a web, I can do 3D-printing...'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"Curiosity."

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

The Last Republican in America

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door