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"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

"I was doing ok before the investigation

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Joan Hickson

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

Cinéma Vérité

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Medieval headlines.

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

'I told you Kimble, you weren't irreplaceable.'

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Micro and Macro Department,

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

'You see Mum, I told you that if I can spin a web, I can do 3D-printing...'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

"Are you feeling okay, Dennis? Your obituary is in the paper."

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

"Curiosity."

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."