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'I figure, if I'm my own worst enemy, the others can't be all THAT dangerous.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

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Banana Split Personality

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Pastorius wonders why.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I'm the bad guy..."

That party went well.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Is this who I am?"

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

Et in Arcadia Ego