Introspection Buff Prints

'I figure, if I'm my own worst enemy, the others can't be all THAT dangerous.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"What was I thinking?!"

Window Treatment

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Banana Split Personality

Real Life/Surreal Life

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

That party went well.

Pastorius wonders why.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Et in Arcadia Ego

The Mainstream

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Is this who I am?"