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Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"What was I thinking?!"

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Banana Split Personality

That party went well.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"Is this who I am?"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Et in Arcadia Ego

The Mainstream

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."