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'Say, did you know that we actually only use a very small portion of our brain?'

Brain maze

Asp Family

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

MI5 Press Office

"They say we mice are as smart as rats. Do you realize what that means?"

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

High security Santa's grotto

Before the Internet

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

X-ray Psychology.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Alternative fielding positions

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Tic-tac-toe

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

' A new idea '

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Quiz Night...

Switch on brain

Binary Man

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Milkin' Impossible

Aggression/Security

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."