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Books to Brain

Book for sale - 'Being the smartest person in the room - for dummies'.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Jumping cheerleaders

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Cheerleaders

Zumba

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

How Optimism Works

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Your IQ came back negative."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Graph to find your IQ

Bee Chess

The power of the brain

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

Head full of Books.

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

MI5 Press Office

Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite, Surveillance.

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'