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Book for sale - 'Being the smartest person in the room - for dummies'.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

Jumping cheerleaders

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Zumba

Cheerleaders

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

How Optimism Works

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Your IQ came back negative."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

The power of the brain

Bee Chess

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

CIA. Office of Disinformation. Please Use Other Door.

Graph to find your IQ

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

Head full of Books.

'What was the first guy that invented the box thinking out of?'

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

MI5 Press Office