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Brains versus management books.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Bright idea

X-ray Psychology.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

Spindle Neurons

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

The Doorway to Ideas

"Caption contest"

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

New Idea

Rubik's ice cube.

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

MI5 Press Office

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'What was the first guy that invented the box thinking out of?'

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

The facilitator from hell.

Think outside the box!

'The good news is that all the teachers liked the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that twelve of them are out today with splitting headaches.'

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.