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'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

"He's not so clever, he thinks he's playing draughts"

"I think you are getting carried away, all you've done is finish one crossword."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

X-ray Psychology.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"That's hardly necessary!"

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Man and brain

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Brain Power

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

= too complex

Rubik's ice cube.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

'What was the first guy that invented the box thinking out of?'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."