Brain Game Buff T-Shirts

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

"He's not so clever, he thinks he's playing draughts"

"I think you are getting carried away, all you've done is finish one crossword."

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

X-ray Psychology.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"That's hardly necessary!"

Spindle Neurons

Brain Power

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Man and brain

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

= too complex

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Rubik's ice cube.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'What was the first guy that invented the box thinking out of?'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"