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'When we say 'it's not rocket science' we mean it's something far more complicated.'

'An elephant never forgets...An elephant never forgets...Never forgets what?'

Rubik's ice cube.

Solution To Saturday's Puzzle

"Forget the Great American Novel, this puzzle is now my life's work."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'I can't remember why I came here either.'

'I'm obsessed with it, morning noon and night, Sudoku's driving me crazy...'

Brain connection

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Achmed! 279 down is 'Camel'!"

"Surely a total abstainer would abstain from abstention?"

'Reverse crossword.'

"Okay, I'll explain the math problem to you one more time, Daddy..then I've got to finish my homework, okay!"

Light Bulb Moment

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Introducing...Anagraman.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

X-ray Psychology.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Mensa Does Improv

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Have you been working out?"

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Caption contest"

An abacus swimming pool

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."