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'When we say 'it's not rocket science' we mean it's something far more complicated.'

'An elephant never forgets...An elephant never forgets...Never forgets what?'

Rubik's ice cube.

Solution To Saturday's Puzzle

"Forget the Great American Novel, this puzzle is now my life's work."

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

This Rubik's Cube is no match for my towering intellect... - 'Green face is complete. You the man, Peeler!' - 'It's okay to take a break, Peel.' - 'Leave me alone! Green face is complete. You the man, Peeler.' -

'I can't remember why I came here either.'

'I'm obsessed with it, morning noon and night, Sudoku's driving me crazy...'

Brain connection

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Achmed! 279 down is 'Camel'!"

"Surely a total abstainer would abstain from abstention?"

'Reverse crossword.'

"Okay, I'll explain the math problem to you one more time, Daddy..then I've got to finish my homework, okay!"

Light Bulb Moment

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Introducing...Anagraman.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

X-ray Psychology.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Rodin's Thinker.

Mensa Does Improv

"Have you been working out?"

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Caption contest"

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"