Brain Teaser Fan T-Shirts

Left brain dominance/Right brain dominance.

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

'I can take the Mensa test online for $18!'

SODUKU - Difficulty: Impossible

"Don't worry. I've been on a problem solving course."

"Excuse me. Are those the up stairs or the down stairs?"

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"Can I get back to you?"

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Wordplay: Dilemma.

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"If you fail one Rorschach test, you've failed them all."

Psychological Testing Center.

'Guess who?'/'My brain.'/'I'll have to start disguising my voice.'

'Don't tell me, let me guess- You need directions to the memory school, don't you?'

"An answer is crossing my mind ... it just hasn't made it all the way across yet."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Making up words for my crossword puzzle is almost harder than simply doing it correctly."

"The left side of Rupert's brain controls the right side of his politics."

Light Bulb Moment

Introducing...Anagraman.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Mensa Does Improv

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Have you been working out?"

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Caption contest"