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'Memorise this, then destroy it'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Introducing...Anagraman.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"Have you been working out?"

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

How information mingles in our brains

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

Can you translate that to simple-minded!

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"Whoops..."

Rubik's ice cube.

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

Sardine psychologist.

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Wordplay: Dilemma.

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"Well, I can't figure it out either, Petey. I wish we weren't bird brains!"

Culturally significant problems solved

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'