Memory Teaser Fan Gifts

'Memorise this, then destroy it'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Introducing...Anagraman.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Rodin's Thinker.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Have you been working out?"

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Can you translate that to simple-minded!

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

How information mingles in our brains

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"Whoops..."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Rubik's ice cube.

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"Well, I can't figure it out either, Petey. I wish we weren't bird brains!"

Wordplay: Dilemma.

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

Sardine psychologist.

Culturally significant problems solved

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic