Reminiscing Fan Gifts

Memory Lane

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"Do you do much walking?"

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'You're always living in the past.'

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'Where Are They Now?'

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

Griller highlights never gets old

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'