Reminiscence Fans Gifts

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

King George I

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Da Vinci Cod

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

Rembrandt's Selfies

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

When boomerangs argue.

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

Thomas Wyatt

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.

To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes.

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

Book reading a work titled: 'How to be self-reflexive.'

"Sure, elephants never forget, but sometimes we can use a little help."

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

"When I was your age I had to go out and mark my territory to send a message."

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

Cave couple watching a cave painting TV while in bed.

Snowmen during the Stone Age...

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"

Leonardo da Vinci's cat.