Renaissance Fans Gifts

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Paul Klee

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

The DaVinci Code

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

King George I

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Lessons in Prehistory.

Stephen Spender.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

The Da Vinci Cod

Raphael

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

El Greco

"I have to pee!"

Petrarch