Renaissance Enthusiasts Gifts

'What's the use of being a Renaissance man if you can't multi-task?'

Robin Hoodie.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Madonna of the Pukes.

The DaVinci Code

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'Are we there yet?'

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

The Da Vinci Cod

Raphael

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Sistine Selfie

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

You're my Venus

The Death Of Venus

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Thomas Keneally

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."