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Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

The Vitruvian mum.

'Rona Lisa

Leonardo's first drawing

'Ooh, that's better!'

'Ok, ok, what about this one? There was an Irishman, an Italian and an Englishman ..'

Susanna and the Elders

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Vitruvian Man

Sistine Chapel - Extreme Makeover: 'Blue's good but lets loss all the clouds and the drama.'

Trying to raise a smile.

"One day Lucrezia will make some man a wonderful widow."

"I think it's from Leonardo. He always signs-off with a smiley face."

"Is it by Raphael, or Veronese? That depends - can you afford a Raphael?"

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'Perhaps just a touch of mystery.'

"I have to pee!"

Petrarch

Nostradamus's secret is almost exposed.

The DaVinci Code

"Centuries from now, how will all this fit on a phone screen?"

Ben Jonson.

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

'Ever since he painted the Sistine Chapel, he can't paint any other way.'

Michaelangelo...would you mind if I saw some ID?

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'

"I guess that takes care of the visuals. Now can you do me a palazzo to match?"

'Oh no! We've been Bruegeled!'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'Way too Pre-Raphaelite, Atkins.'

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palesrina

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.