Renaissance Art Aficionado Gifts

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

The DaVinci Code

A caveman paints from life

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

Raphael

The Death Of Venus

Diego Velasquez

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

Mammoth Posing

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Petrarch

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"