Classic Arts Aficionado Gifts

Schunard

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"Mr. Right!"

The Selfie

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Raphael

Diego Velasquez

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Et in Arcadia Ego

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

The Death Of Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Berta screams out!

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

Football Sculpture.

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

American Gothic Selfie

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

Hee hee hee, watch this - I just shuffled my feet on the carpet.