Renaissance Art Admirer Gifts

"This I like."

'Meh...'

Leonardo's Vitruvian Man redrawn with footballs.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Mr. Right!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Cats at private view

This side is the gag reel.

Picasso: The Early Years

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Et in Arcadia Ego

Phoenix

Diego Velasquez

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Feel better, dear?"

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"What did Jesus order?"

Shell Fire

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Kultural K9's.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Mimi's final scene

Joe Biden