Historic Art Admirer Gifts

"This doesn't seem to be working. Could you take off the shoes?"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Mr. Right!"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Et in Arcadia Ego

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Diego Velasquez

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Posh Easter Egg

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

Football Sculpture.

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Pompeii restoration project.

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"Frieze!"

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Musical Vases

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."