Renaissance Art Fan Gifts

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"Any chance of you knocking up a selfie with me and the missus, Mister Da Vinci?"

Paul Klee

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

The Selfie

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Pharaoh Cocoon

The Da Vinci Cod

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Raphael

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

You're my Venus

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Early accounting scandals.

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Prehistoric Modern Art

"Habanero ..."

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

Knight with paint tin on his head.

The drinker.

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'