Renaissance Art Fan Gifts

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"Any chance of you knocking up a selfie with me and the missus, Mister Da Vinci?"

Cartoon 2319: Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Leonardo da Vinci's 'Mac Lisa.'

Paul Klee

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

The Selfie

Stephen Spender.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Pharaoh Cocoon

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

The Da Vinci Cod

Raphael

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

You're my Venus

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Early accounting scandals.

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Prehistoric Modern Art

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Habanero ..."

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

The drinker.