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'What's the use of being a Renaissance man if you can't multi-task?'

Robin Hoodie.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Madonna of the Pukes.

The DaVinci Code

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'Are we there yet?'

The Da Vinci Cod

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Raphael

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

You're my Venus

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

The Death Of Venus

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Sistine Selfie

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

Thomas Keneally

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.