Renaissance Fanatic T-Shirts

Michelangelo

You're my Mona Lisa.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Madonna of the Pukes.

The Fourth Little Pig

The DaVinci Code

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"We're following Carrot Top."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Warrior Woman

Newt sale

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Best before 65 million BC.

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.