Renaissance Fanatic Pillows

Michelangelo

You're my Mona Lisa.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Madonna of the Pukes.

The DaVinci Code

The Fourth Little Pig

"We're following Carrot Top."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Newt sale

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Best before 65 million BC.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Warrior Woman

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

The Da Vinci Cod

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."