Reminiscence Rangers Gifts

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'Where Are They Now?'

'You're always living in the past.'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Griller highlights never gets old

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

The Old Elves Home

"I once loved a parade."

"I can't remember where we're going."

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

Gen X in the Golden Years.

"It's amazing. Nobody's changed."