Reminiscence Rangers Gifts

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

'You're always living in the past.'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'Where Are They Now?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

Griller highlights never gets old

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

"I once loved a parade."

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

The Old Elves Home

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"I can't remember where we're going."

Gen X in the Golden Years.