Reminiscence Aficionados Gifts

Two-Hour Nostalgia

"It's probably just seasonal."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

Elephant rides.

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"Grandma, where did people get all their fake news before social media?"

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

'And this is Great Grandpa Bobo. They say he slipped on a banana peel and died, but I think it was just a heart attack.'

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

Oh, don't be a big baby, Al. I resent that remark, Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply that

Edwardians.

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

The Farmer's Return.

Useless-memory lane

Inside Baseballs

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"Sure, elephants never forget, but sometimes we can use a little help."

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

"Pete's an old school copper, arrest first and ask questions later."

"Where's Waldo Jr.?"

Things of the past...

"Even though we're a tech company, we can only provide these walkie-talkies. That's the downside of being a startup."

Bring back the cat.