Reminiscence Aficionados Gifts

Two-Hour Nostalgia

"It's probably just seasonal."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

Elephant rides.

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"Grandma, where did people get all their fake news before social media?"

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

'And this is Great Grandpa Bobo. They say he slipped on a banana peel and died, but I think it was just a heart attack.'

The Farmer's Return.

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

Edwardians.

Useless-memory lane

Inside Baseballs

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"Sure, elephants never forget, but sometimes we can use a little help."

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

Things of the past...

"Pete's an old school copper, arrest first and ask questions later."

Digital clocks (includes digital cuckoo clock).

"Where's Waldo Jr.?"

"Even though we're a tech company, we can only provide these walkie-talkies. That's the downside of being a startup."