Reminder Aficionados Gifts

"Sure, elephants never forget, but sometimes we can use a little help."

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

God's Sticky Notes

Veterans Day '20

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

It's obvious anniversaries are the lynchpin of the big oil conspiracy. What? Husbands forget them. Which leads to wives pummeling them. Which leads to men making sure they don't forget again. All you had to do was mark it in your calendar! What do you think pens are made of? Pummeling will now commence.

Hi again

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

Last Canadian WW1 veteran has passed: Lest we forget.

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

Daniel Chester French

Memories/New Experiences

"Look boss! One of the staff greets you as you suggested in your "be friends with your colleagues" memo!"

The general loved animals.

Tony 'Scareface' Montana's Wife.

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'