Memories Aficionado Gifts

"I got this one in middle school."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'My first camera'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

"If everyone is telling my I'm a collectible, why do I see myself as junk?"

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

The grave of Punch magazine.

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

The Da Vinci Code Bookstore.

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."