Memoir Aficionado Gifts

"Not a single mention of how 'Bedtime for Bonzo' fits into the big picture."

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

Revelations of Robert M. Gates

Autobiography changed to "People off the telly"

"It's Ivana's autobiography."

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Treasure Island Book.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

My Literary Influences

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Ironing Punctuation

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'