Memoir Aficionado Gifts

"Not a single mention of how 'Bedtime for Bonzo' fits into the big picture."

My memoirs – Chapter 1: I was raised by two parents in a middle-class suburb. Tap tap tap. Tap, tap, tap. I was raised in prison by drug-addicted monkeys. Artistic license. Tap tap tap.

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

Revelations of Robert M. Gates

Autobiography changed to "People off the telly"

"It's Ivana's autobiography."

John Bolton's Book

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Stephen Spender.

Gunter Grass

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Günter Grass

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Treasure Island Book.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Noel Coward.

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

Ironing Punctuation