Reminiscence Fans Pillows

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

King George I

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Da Vinci Cod

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

Rembrandt's Selfies

When boomerangs argue.

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.

Thomas Wyatt

To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes.

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

Book reading a work titled: 'How to be self-reflexive.'

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

"Sure, elephants never forget, but sometimes we can use a little help."

"When I was your age I had to go out and mark my territory to send a message."

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"

Cave couple watching a cave painting TV while in bed.

...and we guarantee the passage of time for the life of the watch!

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"