Regency Fan Pillows

King George I

Paul Klee

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Best before 65 million BC.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

TV jester.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

The Da Vinci Cod

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

You're my Venus

'The King of what?'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

King and Jester

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Biliard Enthusiast

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"One blackbird pizza?"

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.