Regency Fan T-Shirts

King George I

Paul Klee

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Stephen Spender.

TV jester.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Best before 65 million BC.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

The Da Vinci Cod

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

'The King of what?'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Adult Barbershop

King and Jester

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Jeremy Clarkson.

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"One blackbird pizza?"

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

Biliard Enthusiast

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane