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'Fashionable Jockeyship' - Prince George Cuckolding Lord Jersey

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

King George I

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

TV jester.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

The Da Vinci Cod

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'The King of what?'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

King and Jester

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"One blackbird pizza?"

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

1867 Reform Act: 'Fagin's Political School'

Rembrandt's Selfies

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'