England Fan T-Shirts

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

She either supports England or she needs to see a vet!

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'...I don't like your chances!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"You were right, girl. No one has autumn leaves like Vermont!"

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

England footballers 'Playing Away'

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

Go Britain!

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

Marcus Smith

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

'The selectors must be meeting...'

Worcestershire cat

'Just 3 problems with the England team - they can't bat, can't bowl and can't field!'

England rugby squad hit losing streak: 'A bit like the one they hit from the early 80's to the late 90's.'

'I thought the government had abolished blood sports.'

'It's always the same...Terry and Mike have a few drinks and then they start to kick off.'

Free drinks (If England win on penalties).

England football flags.