England Enthusiast T-Shirts

Euros final

Come on England

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'...I don't like your chances!'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Spell Cheque

Charles Dickens

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad."

Elephant and Castle

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Beefeater

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Phonetic Man

'The London drive-thru experience.'

'What I called creative recycling the school called plagiarism.'

England footballers 'Playing Away'

'He says he comes from a planet the size of Wales, dear.'

Tower Bridge

"Good ephening."

Pimlico

A recent poll of 30,000 Britains voted Winston Churchill the greatest Briton of all time, John Lennon was eigth.

'Miss...why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?'

People queuing outside the Millennium Dome to use it as diving board into the Thames

'The selectors must be meeting...'

"True I'm an investment banker, but I was handcrafted in Maine!"

'It's always the same...Terry and Mike have a few drinks and then they start to kick off.'

I love Elephant and Castle