Passionate England Fan T-Shirts

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Punt Cake

Bears

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Egyptian Football

'...I don't like your chances!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

Charles Dickens

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Big Football

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

Penalty

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

Edinson Cavani

End of football season - UK

"The next time the baby kicks give him this."

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

"Keep your shape at the back...."