Passionate England Fan Gifts

He takes England's losses very personally.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Punt Cake

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bears

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

World Cup Fever

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'...I don't like your chances!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Egyptian Football

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

Charles Dickens

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

"He's in training for the World Cup."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Big Football

Red State Football

Penalty

Edinson Cavani

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

"The next time the baby kicks give him this."

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

"Keep your shape at the back...."

End of football season - UK

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'