Proud England Supporter Gifts

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

World Cup Fever

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'...I don't like your chances!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Charles Dickens

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"He's in training for the World Cup."

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."

Lion v Kiwi.

Roy Hodgson

England And The Ashes

England footballers 'Playing Away'

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

Marcus Smith

Lawrence Dallaglio

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

'I used to be bipolar till I started supporting England.'

'The selectors must be meeting...'

'Just 3 problems with the England team - they can't bat, can't bowl and can't field!'

England rugby squad hit losing streak: 'A bit like the one they hit from the early 80's to the late 90's.'

'It's always the same...Terry and Mike have a few drinks and then they start to kick off.'

Euros final

She either supports England or she needs to see a vet!

"We're offering a free rubber bust of Roy Hodgson you can throw at the telly if it goes to penalties.'

R.I.P. Gordon Banks

Free drinks (If England win on penalties).

Wayne Rooney

Wayne Rooney

England football flags.

Jonny Wilkinson.