England Supporter Gifts

England celebrate...

'It's always the same...Terry and Mike have a few drinks and then they start to kick off.'

England footballers 'Playing Away'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

England football flags.

Wayne Rooney

Wayne Rooney

Wayne Rooney

'...I don't like your chances!'

Free drinks (If England win on penalties).

"He's in training for the World Cup."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Danny Ings

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

World Cup Fever

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."

Lion v Kiwi.

England And The Ashes

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

Roy Hodgson

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

Lawrence Dallaglio

Marcus Smith

'The selectors must be meeting...'

Gareth Southgate

'I used to be bipolar till I started supporting England.'

'Just 3 problems with the England team - they can't bat, can't bowl and can't field!'